When Naomi Campbell took a shot at Miodrag Mejdina in his Cadillac Escalade on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, there should have been a bell that went off. Evidently, he got such a whallop on the back of his head that he hit his forehead on the steering wheel and developed a shiner. Prior to this, there was the assistant who was hit with the cell phone, and the cops at Heathrow. Ms. Campbell has been swinging for a very long time and we want her to stop.

We are going to send Naomi NeuroBliss. NeuroBliss’s key ingredient, L-Theanine is an amino acid that can cross the blood-barrier in the brain, so it plays an active role in mood enhancement and relaxation. Some of the blissful benefits of L-Theanine include combating depression, stress and anxiety. It is also key in supporting the immune system and healthy blood pressure levels.

Forget Anger Management classes. Naomi’s been through them. We feel with some NeuroBliss and some deep breathing exercises, the world can be a safe place again, even with Naomi in it.